“In the mostly safe-for-work trailer (I say “mostly” because there’s no nudity, just some explicit language), a voiceover explains the backstory. Eighteen years before, far below the city, lived four completely regular turtles. But then ‘a horny dude who worked at the nuclear power plant’ (pretty sure that’s not how it works) had his radioactive sperm fall into the sewer and onto the turtles, causing them to grow…particularly in their ‘lower shell area.’ Gross.”
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